HEY IM GIVING THE NORMIES FAIR FUCKING WARNING

.gitignore

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+build
+*.tmp*
+*.bak*
+*.~*

Notes-Scratch-Prose.md

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+# Notes, Scratch, Prose
+- while method doesnt re-activate eternalblue risks, it _does_ demonsterably re-enable smb1 as is demonstrated by [nmap scan](assets/nmap-vuln-scan-indicating-eternalbliue-not-exploitable.txt).
+- next trick will be to dig deep and find out what else this method can enable
+    - maybe even leverage into exploitability :3
+
+![holyshit-it-enables-smb1](assets/jesusfuckdude.png)

README.md

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+# Welcome to the Sillyzone
+## This branch is not intended for human consumption
+## Only furries, freaks, transexuals, gays, horsefuckers, and other high-level malcontents are suited for this level of unhinged feral gremlin hacker shit
+
+fuckit... lets ride this one and see where it takes us?
+
+```
 Um, ok microsoft...
 have fun patching this,
 you patched EternalBlue before!
+```

assets/nmap-vuln-scan-indicating-eternalbliue-not-exploitable.txt

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+nmap -sV -p139,445 --script smb-protocols,vuln,vulners 10.0.0.62
+
+Starting Nmap 7.99 ( https://nmap.org ) at 2026-06-27 18:41 -0600
+Stats: 0:01:19 elapsed; 0 hosts completed (1 up), 1 undergoing Script Scan
+NSE Timing: About 99.63% done; ETC: 18:42 (0:00:00 remaining)
+Nmap scan report for 10.0.0.62
+Host is up (0.00064s latency).
+
+PORT    STATE SERVICE      VERSION
+139/tcp open  netbios-ssn  Microsoft Windows netbios-ssn
+|_smb-enum-services: ERROR: Script execution failed (use -d to debug)
+445/tcp open  microsoft-ds Windows 10 Pro 26200 microsoft-ds (workgroup: WORKGROUP)
+|_smb-enum-services: ERROR: Script execution failed (use -d to debug)
+Service Info: Host: PRINCESSPI-DESK; OS: Windows; CPE: cpe:/o:microsoft:windows
+
+Host script results:
+| smb-protocols: 
+|   dialects: 
+|     NT LM 0.12 (SMBv1) [dangerous, but default]
+|     2.0.2
+|     2.1
+|     3.0
+|     3.0.2
+|_    3.1.1
+|_smb-vuln-ms10-061: NT_STATUS_ACCESS_DENIED
+| smb-brute: 
+|   administrator:<blank> => Valid credentials, account disabled
+|_  guest:<blank> => Valid credentials, account disabled
+|_smb-print-text: false
+|_samba-vuln-cve-2012-1182: NT_STATUS_ACCESS_DENIED
+|_smb-vuln-ms10-054: false
+| smb-security-mode: 
+|   account_used: <blank>
+|   authentication_level: user
+|   challenge_response: supported
+|_  message_signing: required
+| smb-enum-shares: 
+|   note: ERROR: Enumerating shares failed, guessing at common ones (NT_STATUS_ACCESS_DENIED)
+|   account_used: <blank>
+|   \\10.0.0.62\ADMIN$: 
+|     warning: Couldn't get details for share: NT_STATUS_ACCESS_DENIED
+|     Anonymous access: <none>
+|   \\10.0.0.62\C$: 
+|     warning: Couldn't get details for share: NT_STATUS_ACCESS_DENIED
+|     Anonymous access: <none>
+|   \\10.0.0.62\D$: 
+|     warning: Couldn't get details for share: NT_STATUS_ACCESS_DENIED
+|     Anonymous access: <none>
+|   \\10.0.0.62\E$: 
+|     warning: Couldn't get details for share: NT_STATUS_ACCESS_DENIED
+|     Anonymous access: <none>
+|   \\10.0.0.62\IPC$: 
+|     warning: Couldn't get details for share: NT_STATUS_ACCESS_DENIED
+|_    Anonymous access: READ
+|_smb-flood: ERROR: Script execution failed (use -d to debug)
+| smb-os-discovery: 
+|   OS: Windows 10 Pro 26200 (Windows 10 Pro 6.3)
+|   OS CPE: cpe:/o:microsoft:windows_10::-
+|   Computer name: PrincessPi-Desk
+|   NetBIOS computer name: PRINCESSPI-DESK\x00
+|   Workgroup: WORKGROUP\x00
+|_  System time: 2026-06-27T18:42:59-06:00
+| smb-mbenum: 
+|_  ERROR: Call to Browser Service failed with status = 2184
+
+Service detection performed. Please report any incorrect results at https://nmap.org/submit/ .
+Nmap done: 1 IP address (1 host up) scanned in 96.15 seconds

build-notes.md

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+# NJL'S SMB1-Fucker
+1. gcc for win downloaded from here https://sourceforge.net/projects/gcc-win64/
+2. extracted to downdoots via 7zip
+3. ran test-mingw64.bat
+	1. built a bunch of exes ig
+4. copied weapon.c to gcc bs dir
+5. `bin/gcc.exe weapon.c` compiles to `a.exe` which is da active exploit
+6. running `a.exe` quickly spams some shit and reboots box, preboot text indicating installation of a new feature
+7. did it not ask for uac? am i crazy? todo: test